I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
barbara walters just said penis...
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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