Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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