it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
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