i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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