I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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