: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
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