If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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