how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
her vagine was all disorganized.
she woke up with a sticky ear
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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