Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
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