I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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