I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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