If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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