The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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