I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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