Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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