I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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