So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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