Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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