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woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
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