$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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