What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Randomize
