I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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