Don't you send me to vm
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
It was confusing and full of hummus
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
We're too hungover to prance.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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