Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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