Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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