im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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