Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
Randomize
