I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
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