U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
being pregnant is like rehab
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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