just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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