There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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