Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
where are my eyebrows?
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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