Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
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