Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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