escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
My underwear smells like fireworks.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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