Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Randomize
