i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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