I accidentally burped into my bong.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
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