I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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