Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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