I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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