He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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