Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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