well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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