Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
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