But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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