I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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