weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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