I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
birth control should be required to get into college
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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