I'll bet she douches with gravy.
he thought i was a dude.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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