Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Go christen that room with your naked body.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I'm like, not good at living.
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