fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I am available for nakedness
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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