Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
We need to get me chipped asap
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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