I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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