She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
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