did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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